I got meme'd by the Uberdilf
7 Things I Plan to do Before I Die:
Lie down
Close my eyes
Stop breathing
Stop my heartbeat
Reconsider my lifelong agnosticism
Realize it's a bit too late for that
Lights out
7 Things I Can Do:
Bark
Be a good partner
Be a good parent
Be a good friend
Be a good sibling
Be a good worker
Work with my hands
7 Things I Cannot Do:
Throw a baseball
Sit in a church
Dance
Act my age, mama, not my shoe size
Hold a grudge
Count
7 Things That Attract me to the Opposite Sex:
Compassion
Calm
Curiosity
Open-Mindedness
Laughter
Intelligence
A gentleman doesn't comment on physical attributes
7 things that I say most often:
I love you.
Get off of him!
How's tonight look?
"hey" - the universal IM ping
I'm working on it.
That's humantic.
Gotta go.
7 celebrity crushes:
Laura Dern
Carla Gugino
Bea Arthur
Eva LaRue
Catherine Keener
Joan Allen
Kelly Willis
7 people I want to do this:
B.A.
Dr. Sardonic
Al Gato
Freezer
Moz
Skewer
QOTH
Lie down
Close my eyes
Stop breathing
Stop my heartbeat
Reconsider my lifelong agnosticism
Realize it's a bit too late for that
Lights out
7 Things I Can Do:
Bark
Be a good partner
Be a good parent
Be a good friend
Be a good sibling
Be a good worker
Work with my hands
7 Things I Cannot Do:
Throw a baseball
Sit in a church
Dance
Act my age, mama, not my shoe size
Hold a grudge
Count
7 Things That Attract me to the Opposite Sex:
Compassion
Calm
Curiosity
Open-Mindedness
Laughter
Intelligence
A gentleman doesn't comment on physical attributes
7 things that I say most often:
I love you.
Get off of him!
How's tonight look?
"hey" - the universal IM ping
I'm working on it.
That's humantic.
Gotta go.
7 celebrity crushes:
Laura Dern
Carla Gugino
Bea Arthur
Eva LaRue
Catherine Keener
Joan Allen
Kelly Willis
7 people I want to do this:
B.A.
Dr. Sardonic
Al Gato
Freezer
Moz
Skewer
QOTH
Are you talking "Maude" Bea Arthur or "Golden Girls" Bea Arthur?
3:08 PM
Bea Arthur is like a fine wine, the older she gets, the more bitter and full of sediment.
Now I understand. Beautifully said.
9:30 AM
I liked Bea Arthur best as Murphy Brown.
8:34 PM
Okay, time for a new post.
I now had to mentally picture Bea Arthur naked AND Al making sweet love.
That's waaaaay too much to ask of a person.
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