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Dinner conversation

Me (to my four sons, ages 5-9): "You guys, when I empty your bathroom garbage, I'm still not seeing empty toilet paper rolls."
Oldest son: "Can't we get a bidet?"
Next younger son: "Is that that water fountain for your butt?"

(Much giggling)

30 seonds of relative quiet while they eat.

Youngest son: "I'm a vegetarian!"
Me: "How's your chicken?"
Youngest son: "Tasty!"

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8:33 AM

Actually, I wish I was cultured enough at that age to know what a bidet was, let alone be able to express it so eloquently.    



9:59 AM

When I was 5, I thought a bidet was a foot washer. I like to have really clean feet.    



6:12 PM

I like that your dinner conversation was about how to properly clean your butt.    



8:08 PM

is there another way?    



12:56 AM

Butt Cleaning 101, and still eating!

That's heartwarming SYSM. So much better than anything the Waltons could have come up with.    



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