Linkletter 2k6: Kids say some fucked up shit
This morning:
10 minutes ago:
5 minutes ago:
Sysmtwin D (5 years-old): Dad, can we go to Sunset Park?
Me: I don't know which park that is.
D: Can't you have a flashback?
10 minutes ago:
D: I gave up eating candy.
Me: Really? Forever?
D: No. Not forever. Only until I'm 65.
5 minutes ago:
D: Can you open this for me? (Hands me a piece of wrapped candy)
Me: I thought you said you were giving up candy.
D: I am. This is just a special occassion.
wow, kids to say some crazy stuff.
My mum was shopping at Ikea with my cousin who is about 8 and they were having fun trying out all the beds, since I needed one. He sat up and said to her "does Knitty have a boyfriend who sleeps over?"
All the people around stared at him as my mother replied "Well, yes she does" and in his fantastic practical way he said "Okay, then we need to go look at bigger beds!"
7:25 PM
I think Sunset Park is the name of the retirement home they're going to put you in.
3:14 PM
I'm trying to give up being a grouchy troll but it's a hard habit to break, yo.
9:47 PM
Okay, Ms Pants receives a 5 minute time out for making me relive Chicago's horrific love ballad, "(You're a) Hard Habit to Break."
8:13 AM
groucht trolls are hot.
8:13 AM
grouchy, i mean. dammit.
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