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Shower Breasts


This naughty nipple-topped pair attaches to your shower wall with the suckers provided, with each bosom having a compartment for shower gel, shampoo or conditioner. To dispense, simply squeeze away.

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12:01 PM

The perfect gift for the guy who can't get laid.    



12:28 PM

Speaking of which, when I first saw the trailers for The 40 Year Old Virgin, it looked worse than Duece Bigalow, so I gave it a pass. Recently, I was told that it's a funny film, and I decided maybe it was as good as, say, Booty Call, a funny enough film, but not "classic." But last night we watched it on cable, and let me tell you, this film is f-ing hilarious! My wife was about 3.5 BCU* away from shitting her pants at one point. I highly recomend it.



*Butt Clench Units    



12:40 PM

Here, for your enjoyment, are the three comments I have been debating leaving. Vote for your favortie.

1) Brooke is talking about me, again.

2) Finally, we are using science for a noble purpose.

3) All we need now is a shower vagina and I'm all set.    



12:58 PM

My prison nickname was 'Shower Vagina,' so I guess I'd have to vote for number 3.    



1:38 PM

no question: ShowerGine™    



1:58 PM

OHMYGOD.

I must own these immediately.

Also, I must immediately go search the Web to see if anyone's come up with a Shower Cock-n-Balls yet, because, if not, I'm going to go invent that shit.    



2:22 PM

Okay, no luck yet, but I did find these for you, Übie.    



4:11 PM

I am assuming you meant the cupcake pans?

When is your birthday, again?    



5:35 PM

BA - I just rented it a couple of weeks ago and I haven't laughed that hard in I don't know how long. It was sheer genius.

Nick - this could be the answer to your prayers.

Too bad they didn't use Tits McGee as a model when they made these. But then there wouldn't be room for anyone else in the shower...    



7:02 PM

I love you so fucking much, Brooke.

It's October 19th, Übie. I swear to god, if you buy me shower breasts, I'll buy you as many cupcake pans in the form in male genitals as you want.

And BA, Hubby and I just watched 40 Year Old Virgin for the second time the other night and nearly pissed ourselves laughing all over again.    



8:50 PM

I will admit it, I found 40 year old virgin to be frickin hilarious and the entire trip with my brother was spent saying "you know how I know you are gay?"
I felt so dirty!    



11:13 PM

now that i've invested in a pair of shower breasts, i never leave the shower.

my pc is completely waterproof.    



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