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I've got to bump that last post down. I don't want to see that shit when I look at my own blog. But I've got nothing. So I'm going to go with the old blog standby. Ask me a question. Any reasonable question. And I'll do my best to answer it with an attempted mixture of candor, Kandor, camphor, and subterfuge.
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2:27 AMhmmm.... a question...
What is the wierdest thing you have ever eaten?
10:28 AM
I'm going to go. Hee hee. Kandor
My question:
Non-Army Team Superman characters you control with a cost of 3 or less get what?
11:02 AM
Who named Earth?
4:41 PM
This is a serious question. Why is appearing nude "liberating?" I keep reading about people posing nude for fundraising purposes or whatever and they always call it "liberating."
I would think it would be a little chilly. Other than that, I'm not sure I'd feel much of anything. Other than amused that someone would pay money to see my lumpy body.
4:50 PM
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4:51 PM
Kitty - a dish my father called (prophetically) "Velveeta Heave".
Nick - questions like this will have me use you as a cautionary tale, lest my children delve too deep into their fantasy worlds.
re:w - the Germans, actually.
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=269452
Ubie - Society has long demanded modesty. Public nudity breaks a taboo. For most of us, I think more accurate terms would be "mortifying" or "vulnerable". But there's a time and a place for everything. The time is usually age 22. And the place is often strewn with beer cans or bad reggae music. And with any luck, the video will never be found.
6:08 PM
IF I SAY "Mary Worth" THREE TIMES IN A DARK BATHROOM,
WILL I REALLY BE TORN TO PIECES
BY SOME MAN HATING DEMON?
Or, can I REALLY JUST GET THE SAME RESULT FROM WATCHING AN EPISODE OF THE VIEW?
And can you please tell me
why Greys anatomy is the #1
show on t.v.?
LOVE,
YOUR PAL,
JOHNNY
9:00 PM
Why do all the bitches get the good guys?
9:35 AM
Johnny - In case you're wondering, the key with the words "caps lock" written on them are the reaon some words look bigger than others. As far as "Grey's Anatomy" is concerned, maybe they all came to the conclusion that Eva Longoria is an annoying, talentless harpy at the same time.
Brooke - equilibrium. Sweet girls are with assholes all the time. Everybody wants to either fix (from the submissive end) or dominate (from the, er, dominant end).
Or it could be the hot sex.
1:48 PM
I hAvE bEEn WoRkiNg ON mY
aBIlItY tO uSE tHe CAP LOCK
key.
iM MaKING pRoGREsS.
11:11 PM
How is it that every time I think I couldn't possibly love you any more, you go and make me love you more?
12:50 AM
You don't know, do you?
7:37 AM
What creature did my cat eat last night? She came in this morning with some grayish-white hair stuck in her teeth.
10:24 AM
grayish-white hair? Are you sure she didn't bite you on the head?
11:31 AM
Johnny - trust the voices inside your head. They only speak the truth!
Tits - pherenomes.
Nick - Sorry, the only role playing games I ever enjoyed involved handcuffs and Underwood Deviled Ham.
Ubie - our area has been overrun with mini-unicorns. Watch her stool. I'll wait.
Nick - do you enjoy having your scrotum used as a tetherball?
1:10 PM
role playing game. pfft. try trading card game, my friend.
2:29 PM
will putting a cat on my head make the throbbing go away?
is my tattoo ever going to be finished?
why do i have to do laundry?
2:41 PM
Nick - you toally smoked me. I'm going to guess. Hmmmmmm. Maybe the target front row Team Superman attacker you control gets +2 ATK and does not cause breakthrough this attack?
Kendra - 1) if the throbbing is caused by men approaching you, the answer is yes. 2) Is it a tattoo of a mobius strip? 3) Because you don't live in a Naturist camp.
12:39 AM
Close, very close.
The answer is is in the stars.
Or it used to be before it was blown to what top scientists call "smithereens".
12:07 PM
When is your next Deviled Ham & Handcuffs Party?
12:53 PM
Why do wigs cost so much?
8:40 PM
why are doves always in such a freaking panic?!? I swear, they startle so easily, and then fly away, all "twu!twu!twu!twu!twuuu!" like you were going to try to kill them or something instead of just walking by.
Also, what is the difference between Earl Grey and Earl Greyer?
9:44 PM
Who wrote the book of love?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
9:46 PM
Nick - Had we listened to those top scientists just a little bit earlier, we could have safely stowed everyone away in the Phantom Zone. But, they, of course, thought our global warming stories were alarmist
Doctor - fire up your webcam. And bring crackers.
Ubie - Human hair is expensive. Have you considered roadkill?
Spinner - It's their way of saying "Don't make me chase you. Even doves have pride." BTW, I spend many afternoons in the summer sitting in the backyard talking to the doves. Here's me saying, "Please don't shit on my patio table."
9:55 PM
Spinner - Earl Gray tea is any tea that contains the rind of the Bergamot orange. Earl Grayer tea contains Kingsford EZ-Start Charcoal.
Todd -
1. Ann Coulter
2. Republicans need to procreate, too
3. To shit on my patio table (see above).
2:54 PM
Is butter brickle the same as toffee? If not, how do they differ? Is "brickle" the same as "brittle," as in "peanut brittle?"
This one time, when we were in vacation in Colorado, we had peanut brittle from Stuckeys, and we were staying in a cabin, and none of us could sleep because we heard mice and/or other varmints crunching our peanut brittle all night long and we were terrified.
3:59 PM
Ubie - Per Wikipedia: "Butter Brickle" is a Hollywood jargon term derived from the nougat-based spackle that was used to cover the pock marks in Marlon Brando's rear-end during the filming of "Last Tango in Paris." "Peanut Brittle" is imaginary.
4:20 PM
That's the best asnswer to any question ever.
5:07 PM
Huzzah!
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