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The Sysm October challenge:


Can you come up with a one-week diet, comprised entirely of products with ill-advised celebrity tie-in's? I've already identified a beverage for you. The prize? It's shiny.

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9:27 AM

I'll start with cookies.

That's my midnight snack. I'm working backwards.

Oh, I'm not finished. Not by a long shot.    



2:29 PM

If I marketed "Rev. Jack's High Protein Pudding" Most of you would think it was something else entirely.

And you would be right.

xoxo Rev. Jack    



4:30 PM

Or, you could just eat what Bea Arthur likes to eat:

"I love to cook Chinese food like cucumber and Szechuan cabbage with pork.”    



1:16 PM

Secret recipe for Rev. Jack's High Protein Pudding: mix equal parts Stallone Pudding with Spry shortening, stir with special mixing rod. (Linked image courtesy of Harriett's Tomato).    



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