
Can you come up with a one-week diet, comprised entirely of products with ill-advised celebrity tie-in's? I've already identified a
beverage for you. The prize? It's shiny.
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I'll start with cookies.
That's my midnight snack. I'm working backwards.
Oh, I'm not finished. Not by a long shot.
2:29 PM
If I marketed "Rev. Jack's High Protein Pudding" Most of you would think it was something else entirely.
And you would be right.
xoxo Rev. Jack
4:30 PM
Or, you could just eat what Bea Arthur likes to eat:
"I love to cook Chinese food like cucumber and Szechuan cabbage with pork.”
1:16 PM
Secret recipe for Rev. Jack's High Protein Pudding: mix equal parts Stallone Pudding with Spry shortening, stir with special mixing rod. (Linked image courtesy of Harriett's Tomato).
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