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This'll do what NAFTA couldn't


We've reached the future. Everything that could ever be invented has finally be invented. The proof? A business built around the idea of putting heads from one image into another. Photoshop 101 (first 15 minutes, after everyone gets coffee). I'm trying to think of similar "Admit you're too stupid to even accomplish the most menial of tasks, but give us $25 first. (Windows only)."

This could put untold numbers of Photoshop monkeys out of business. Start quaking in your boots, Dryesdale.

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11:43 AM

"I don't use Photoshop," said Goldberg, president of Bridge Investments LLC. "I never learned how. I have three kids and my time is limited. I feel like it would take me a weekend--or a flight to China--to learn Photoshop."

I learned how to be president of an investment company on a flight from Davenport, IA to Danville IL. So suck it!    



8:41 AM

My service has alway been free. How could I ask for money to perform such a simple task? Now, If you'll excuse me, I have to draw a monkey pulling a coin out of his diaper. That's where the big money is!    



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