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Now I can give that Photoshop file a rest


We watched the Super Bowl with the Ubers.

Were there cup cakes? By the love of all that is righteous and holy, there were. Was there taco dip? Dip is an understatement. Seven towering layers of Mexican-American heart-stopping goodness. The game kinda sucked. The first half anyway. The Third Quarter was pretty great. And the Fourth stayed interesting. White Boy Bob should be delighted. Egan should be underneath a table, rocking back and forth in a fetal position.

The pool? We had three winners. Two of them even knew about it. I will ask them to provide payment information, using whatever means of exchange they deem appropriate. Nick has already made his payment preference known.

Mr. Importantness won the first two quarters ($40 each quarter, $80 total)
BabyJewels won the 3rd. ($40 for the quarter)
And poor, deluded Nick won the final. ($80, cash money)

Who owes who?

Mr. Importantness will be paid by:
Uberdilf: $8
Reverend Jack: $10
B.A.: $10
Harpy Queen: $10
Al Gato: $10
Super Mongo: $10
Rewhatever: $10
Himself: $10
and $2 from me
BabyJewels (who was in the pool without even knowing about it) will be paid (maybe) by these other people who didn't know they were in the pool either:
Monica: $4
Miss Knit: $4
Herself: $4
Spinning Girl: $4
Flounder: $4
Egan: $4
Monkey: $4
Calzone: $4
Tumbleweed: $4
Grand Poo of Awesome: $4
And Nick will collect from:
Brooke: $10
Anthony: $10
Ginonymous: $10
Todd: $4 (He doesn't know he's in)
Jiggs: $4 (He doesn't know either)
Kendra: $4 (Ditto)
Himself: $10
Melanie: $4
White Boy Bob: $8
Me: another $6
Ubermilf: $10
Lou Reed owes everyone Methadone.
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10:28 PM

I will give babyjewels $4 if I can figure out how to give babyjewels $4.    



10:35 PM

I know how to pay Importantness and Nick.

There's plenty of taco dip left if anyone wants it. Cupcakes, too, incidentally.    



2:07 AM

I have to give Nick four dollars? I want cupcakes.    



5:44 AM

Holy Crap! I won something? Pay up people. I promise to spend the money on candy and antibiotics.

Grandpooof I heart you.    



6:35 AM

I will pay Nick in spankings.    



11:43 AM

I'm paying BabyJewels in bananas.    



12:40 PM

Mr. Importantness has already collected almost half of his winnings. But the man needs his Scotch, so I understand.    



12:48 PM

you'll have to forgive me when I say "Fuck You, Pay Me!"    



12:56 PM

Wow. I never win anything. I'm shocked.    



7:53 PM

how do i give Nick my 10 dolla?    



4:33 PM

whut?

can i pay in pennies?    



4:25 AM

I get to send BabyJewels money.    



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