I can't wait for "Kidz Bop 10: on the Pole!"
Kidz Bop CDs are like K-Tel records where hack studio artists play cover versions of current hits, occasionally joined by a non-descript chorus of children. They're huge.
Devo is even doing their own version, Devo 2.0.
I'm looking forward to the KidzBop versions of these hit songs:
Beyonce - Check on It
(Slim Thug)
You need to stop playing round with all them clowns and the wangstas
Good girls gotta get down with them gangstas
Go head girl put some back and some neck up on it
While I stand up in the background and check up on it
[Chorus]
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
If you got flaunt it, boy I know you want it
While I turn around you watch me check up on it
Oohhh you watchin me shake it, I see it in ya face
Ya can't take it, it's blazin, you watch me in amazement
You can look at it, as long as you don't grab it
If you don't go braggin, I'ma let you have it
You think that I'm teasin, but I ain't got no reason
I'm sure that I can please ya, but first I gotta read you
[Chorus]
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight (x2)
I can tell you wanna taste it, but I'm gone make you chase it
You got to be patient, I like my men patient
More patience, you take might get you more places
You can't be abrasive, has to know to pace it
If I let you get up on it, you gotta make a promise
That you gone put it on me, like no ones put it on me
Don't bore me, just show me, all men talk but don't please
I can be a tease, but I really wanna please you
(Slim Thug)
I'm checking on you boo, do what chu do
And while dance I'ma glance at this beautiful view
I'm keep my hands in my pants, I need to glue em w/ glue
I'm in a trance all eyes on you and your crew
Me and my mans don't dance, but to feel ya'll bump and grind
If won't hurt if you gone try one time
They all hot, but let me see this ones mine
Its slim thug and DC outta H town
Note: Beyonce's father is her manager. Her mother is her costume designer. I'm glad that the whoring is an activity they can enjoy as a family.
And "twork" is not a typo. It means, "...the actions of a girl dancing very close to a guy with her ass sticking out and rubbing against his dick. Also used for 'slut dancing' for a guy."
T-Pain & Mike Jones - "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)"
Goddamn Lil MamaI feel so old. When I was a kid, we didn't have to have lyrics this blunt. When we sang "Crazy on You", we knew what it meant. She was going to get crazy. On.......him?
U know u thick as hell u know what im sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what im talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what im sayin
I aint gon worry bout them really though
Im just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!
Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes with a peak of brown eyes see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper
She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
Im N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
Im not goin nowhere girl im stayin
Im N Luv with a stripper
Out of all the girls she be the hottest
Like n the way she break it down i see u girl
Spinnin wide
And She lookin at me
Right in my eyes
Yea She got my attention
yea yea yea
Enough to get me to mention
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause Im N Luv Wit a Stripper
She can pop it she can lock it
Take the pinderas down im bout to see this sexy girl
In My bed
She don't know what she is doin
To my head
Yea She turnin tricks on me
Yea Yea Yea
She dont even know me
Yea yea yea ea
I'd have got her over to my crib to do that night thing
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper
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4:47 PMI love Sysm.
7:56 PM
My boss always has Kidz Bop CDs in her minivan when she takes me to lunch. Her kids love the Kidz Bop remake of that freaking "Barbie World" piece of shit. Ack! That song drives me crazy.
I also saw Devo 2.0 and they disturb me.
8:03 PM
Whenever I see those advertisments I think the exact same thing and cringe.
10:57 PM
Mongo - one bright side, I've given the Sysmidgets a copy of the original Devo's hit CD. They're digging both "Girl U Want" and "Through Being Cool."
Brooke - if I had Valium, I'd send you a big box of those, too. Please let us know how it goes next week.
Pants - I had to confess at work to seeing the Wiggles. twice. It wasn't my fault. They're just so. fucking. sexy.
Miss Knit - it's a gateway drug to Pop music. I don't listen to too much Top 40 style music. So the Kidz Bop CDs actually do a bit of filtering for me. I check their tracklists, listen to the originals, and burn CDs for the kids. They've been listening to Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, and Gorillaz. It's not all shit.
11:04 PM
it really isn't all shit (especially Gorillaz) it's the kidz bop albums that make me cringe.
I just don't understand why they exist.
11:48 PM
My browser didn't show me this today.
It just wanted me to flog Mongo mercilessly. Or was it Mongo that wanted me to flog him mercilessly?
I'm just seeing this now. I am unplugging all media as we speak.
12:19 AM
I've seen the Wiggles and I don't even have kids. Ack, that sounded bad....most of my friends have kids. Last Halloween some of my girlfriends talked their husband's into dressing up like the Wiggles. Better than when I used to get high and watch Tellitubbies. That was a million years ago.
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