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What do you need to know about love?

Sammy Hagar and Ted Nugent will be guest blogging for me over the weekend. Messrs. Nugent and Hagar will cover topics such as Ways to Rock (conventional wisdom: 1), Things you can pretend your face is, and Cliches for Dummies.

Every question is fair game, but please use small words. Two syllables at most.

Please submit your questions on Friday.

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11:46 PM

Sammy,
I've heard that you used to sing
"I Cant Drive 55" while
banging Eddie VanHalen
in his ass....Is this true?    



11:54 PM

Ted,
You are a complete tool....
Any thoughts?    



12:22 AM

Dear Sam,

You totally rock and DLR sucks ass. Thank you for rocking hard and making decent tequila. Please send as many free samples of said Tequila to Nick c/o The Sac.

p.s. You rock.    



12:24 AM

Dear Ted,

You are a bow-wielding psychopath and you should be euthanized to ensure a Ted-Free future for our children. No one likes you and Detroit sucks, please kill yourself.    



8:33 AM

Ted: Please open up a restaurant like "Ted's Montanta Grill" and serve lots of deer. Thank You.

Sammy: Your tequila is a little over priced.

That will be all.
Thanks
Fritz    



9:11 AM

I find you both physically repulsive.

I don't know whether or not you "rock," but frankly that doesn't interest me anyway.

You both look like you need a good de-lousing.    



9:19 AM

Ted,

I'm making a journey to the center of my mind, what should I pack?    



2:45 PM

Racer-X: You had so many typos to choose from, and you chose "Gazoo"?    



10:19 PM

That's what I was going to say.    



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