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Fucking Belgians

Thanks to you all for carrying on in my absence. Except the anonymous Belgians. Fuckers comment bombed me. Hence, we now have comment verification.

B.A. - you are the Father, the Mother, and the creepy Uncle of us all. Before B.A., "Snark" was just a term for a Belgian dessert made with shark meat, marshmallows and graham crackers. His Weblog has been around for the better part of ten years. If you don't visit it, daily, then you are truly missing out.

The Harpy Queen - oh, if the one-sentence reviews would return., the World would be a far better place.

Fritz - Rosie O'Donnell could take both of us. Though I think she'd prefer to take you in a decidedly different way.

Tits - your continued aggregation of "hot sex" stories and shopping tips suggests a heretofore untapped market.

Booger - I'm happy to have you here. And, believe me, anyone here will read a well-written counterpoint thoughtfully, But, please remember, as Freud was purported to say, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

Ubie - As long as you tolerate my love of all things Hall, and all things Oates, I will accept your feelings towards Styx unconditionally.

Nick - Why do all the girls pick on Nick (except for the lovely Miss Kendra)? Don't you realize that if you fuck with Nick, you fuck with me? And does anyone really want to see both Nick and I naked concurrently?

Miss Knit - I'm one post away from 300. Would you like to do the honors with a review of "Nude on the Moon"?

Brooke - You're a bad influence on us. Keep it up.

Miss Kendra - I know you've been sending home-knit goodies to your blogging friends. Please do not send me anything like this.

Al E. Gato - The story I told you was still the highlight of my trip.
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9:19 PM

why not? those were hot.

shall i make you a frilly apron then?    



11:09 PM

a review sounds like a plan, I'll go watch it again and nurse my hangover.    



11:47 PM

Welcome back!!!

I totally want to see you and Nick naked concurrently.    



2:39 AM

I'm with Kendra.

Concurrent nudity, while often hot, is not the answer in this particular instance, people.    



8:07 AM

Sysm, you are sweet. Thanks for your continued encourgement. Actually, there are some osr's, written at your last behest, in the ihom network. Not quite as fresh at this point - in fact all the movies may be on dvd by now - but let's see what happens this week... (or so)    



9:59 AM

Welcome back, thank you for the kind words, and thanks for letting me drive the blog while you were gone.

Also, Belgium rules!!!    



11:23 AM

How come people keep saying that to me?

Also, I like Belgium. Any country that puts mayonnaise on french fries is ok by me.    



5:15 PM

SYSM, the story you told me is the highlight of my summer so far as well.    



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