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Thank God for Idiots: Fergie


I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ‘cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.

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1:32 PM

This makes no sense to me at all.

Is butter brickle the same as toffee?    



1:36 PM

I am not answering questions in the comments in this post. But I will reply with a hearty "Huzzah!" to anyone making strongly worded declarative statements.    



1:57 PM

Man, Prince Andrew must be furious!    



2:38 PM

Huzzah!    



2:40 PM

You smell.    



3:25 PM

Huzzah!    



4:16 PM

i deserve a minature pony.    



4:19 PM

I like cheese and cheese realted products.    



5:08 PM

Kendra - Huzzah!

Nick - I, too, enjoy anything realted! Huzzah!    



8:48 PM

I can't sing for shit. I blame God.    



9:15 PM

When Fergie sings, it's like a prayer:

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside yo trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm goin make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream,scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)    



10:06 AM

Me, I've been teaching the kid this prayer to say when she kneels beside her bed every night:

All my girls get down on the floor,
Back to back, drop it down real low.
I’m such a lady,
but I’m dancing like a ho,
‘Cause you know
I don’t give a fuck, so here we go!    



12:10 PM

I have a soft spot for really
easy women.
Well, it's more of a hard spot.    



1:37 PM

Brooke - Huzza... I'm getting tired of that. Fuckin' A!

Richard - Fuckin' B! (Arthur)

Tits - Fuckin' C! (or D, hard to tell)

Johnny Pimpwrench - Fuckin' D! (Drano)    



11:49 PM

DDD, actually.    



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