I Heart Mitten
I can't hide it any longer.
I love Mitt Romney.
I know, I know, it's crazy. It'll never work out. We're just too different. I'm a Democrat, for goodness' sake! But it's true! I love him! I love his polygamy-hating, virgin-marrying, secret underwear-wearing Mormon-y goodness. I love his flip-flopping, gay-hating, racial-slur-using politics. I love that he hearts L. Ron Hubbard almost as much as I do. Most of all, I love how smokin' hot he looks in his leather gear:

I like to call him "Mitten."
I love Mitt Romney.
I know, I know, it's crazy. It'll never work out. We're just too different. I'm a Democrat, for goodness' sake! But it's true! I love him! I love his polygamy-hating, virgin-marrying, secret underwear-wearing Mormon-y goodness. I love his flip-flopping, gay-hating, racial-slur-using politics. I love that he hearts L. Ron Hubbard almost as much as I do. Most of all, I love how smokin' hot he looks in his leather gear:
I like to call him "Mitten."
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Yep. The Nick theme continues.
11:06 PM
I'll be sporting the same tan lines.
7:10 PM
Hawt.
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