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Sacred blessed virgin of encased meat! Why have you forsaken me

Dilf won. I have shamed myself and my ancestors.

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Actually, it was a three-way tie between Dilf, Al Gato and myself. But Dilf was belly-aching about getting over an illness, so the prize was given to Dilf out of pity. I got a neat ribbon though! Other highlights were: B.A. and the QOTH immortalized (if immortality lasts 15 seconds) on the Wrigley Field scoreboard; watching Her Milfestry flirt shamelessly (and brazenly) with her seatmates; and playing the best, damned version of Baseball Bingo known to man.

My G.I. tract hopes to recover in time for tomorrow.

BTW: The original post was done via mobile blogger. Know ye this: it sucks writing messsages on a cell phone keypad. And pictures won't work.

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9:44 PM

And the consumption of hotdogs didn't effect my spelling ability.    



8:40 PM

He received the prize out of pity? Scandal!!    



11:17 PM

It is a lie. A lie I tell you! Sysm is a sore loser.

Psbtt!

Jealousy!    



11:01 PM

By the way, I my Catholic Mythology is entirely lacking. I had no idea there was a Sacred Virgin of Encased Meat. I am assuming there is a Saint of Spam also?    



11:28 AM

The Blackberry is a triumph of marketing over substance. Now there is a real alternative. And one that does online appointment setting through your smart phone, contact management, email and you can work on your MS office documents too. diarypoint is new generation of mobile computing. It really is the 'office in your pocket'    



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