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He doesn't seem to get this whole "jesus" thing


From BBC News:

(Pat Robertson) has told a Pennsylvania town not to ask for God's help if disaster strikes after it voted against teaching intelligent design.

The theory says life is too complex to have developed through evolution and an unseen power must have had a hand.

On Tuesday, Dover voters ousted the local school board, which had tried to introduce the concept as an alternative to the theory of evolution.

Pat Robertson told his TV show that the town had turned its back on God.

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Mr Robertson said on The 700 Club.

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9:31 AM

Not only that, I am pissed, PISSED PISSED that assholes like this pretend that all religious people or all Christian people are behind them on this issue.

Listen up! Most Christians believe the Bible is metaphorical, not literal. A small, small fraction of Christians feel evolution and their faith cannot stand side by side. I want to teach my children about God. I do not want the state via the public school to teach my children about God.

So, while you have the right to say what you want, DO NOT FUCKING PRETEND YOU SPEAK FOR ME OR CHRISTIANITY IN GENERAL, BECAUSE YOU DON'T YOU DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG!

Speaking of the bible, YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG OF BIBLICAL PORPORTIONS! YOU, SIR, ARE THE WHORE OF BABYLON'S DOUCHEBAG!!!

Ahhh. Thanks for letting me get that out.    



10:55 AM

man, this is good coffee!    



11:46 AM

If Jesus was out of cocaine, this coffee would be his next choice.







But he never runs out!!!    



11:46 AM

Yeah, so I got my rant on. You want a go at me, Harpy?    



12:08 PM

Now now. Let's not be unchristian. You know what it says in the Bible about not forgiving people?    



4:04 PM

So is "DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG" a metaphorical or literal phrase?    



7:25 PM

ubermilf, umm, are you coming on to me?    



7:43 PM

How about a pillow fight in our babydoll pajamas? I'll make popcorn!    



10:36 PM

Well between Dover and San Fran, we got two cities that won't be helped by god or the military. If you listen to O'Reilly as well.
Jackass.    



8:27 PM

I'm actually not planning on asking God's help anytime soon. Unless I get arrested or get someone preganant of course.    



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