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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.


According to an ABC News poll, 9 out of 10 Americans think they're going to heaven. And 25% of them subscribe to a Country Club mentality: Christians only.

I have news for them: the concept of Heaven pre-dates Christianity by 6,500 years. I'm pretty sure the Zoroastrians have dibs on the place.
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10:46 AM

Yes, I remember Jesus's words well: Hate those who are different than you, and damn them to hell.    



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