After the birth of the oldest SysmBoy, the Sysmistress swore that, should she ever go through that again, she's ask for the epidural as early as possible.

If I had known then, what I know now, I would have urged her to forego the drugs in favor of a bearskin rug.

This made me reach for the pencil that I use to gouge out my eyes.

From the press release:

“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva’s pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear’s ears with ‘water-retentive’ hands.

Trust me, I posted what is clearly the most tasteful of the pictures.

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