Sysm: A picture that speaks only 200 words

A picture that speaks only 200 words

This is my 200th Post.

Okay, most of them were crap. But, still, 200 posts is still a pretty clear indication of misplaced priorities, isn't it?

I should also hit 10,000 visitors this week. Cool. Though some came from Googling "Danny DeVito's hairy back". I shit you not.

So, I'm officially requesting a comment free-for-all. I decline to use the term "orgy" because I'm a married man, and I think that sex is a beautiful, sacred experience to be shared by two or more people. The 100rd comment will receive something special (haven't decided what, yet). The 200st comment will receive something even more special (or two of the first thing). The 300nd comment will receive nothing but verbal abuse.

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Oh yeah, content. How about a trailer for the 1961 classic "Nude on the Moon." (NSFW)

This entry was posted on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 12:00 AM. You can skip to the end and leave a response.

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12:01 AM

Those images on the moon were clearly staged. The shadows were way off. Nice try NASA!

12:02 AM

happy 200th post.
Here's to another 200 picture and link filled gems.

12:03 AM

Okay, I've totally seen that movie, and all I can say is that topless girls in deelybobbers are hot, hot, hot.

12:41 AM

To boldly go where no boobie has gone before.

5:24 AM

did someone say boobies? boobies and pie, perhaps?

8:10 AM

before

I wake up

8:11 AM

and

find

a million comments

let

part

for

the

8:12 AM

count!
I got it to 20! wohoo!

9:14 AM

Those monkeys look familiar.

11:19 AM

I think the prizes will be boobies.
100th post = 1 boobie
200th post = 2 boobies
300th post = ?

11:34 AM

Titties!

1:51 PM

We love you SYSM

Oh yes we do

1:52 PM

And we are true

When we're not with you

We're blue

Oh SYSM

Love

1:54 PM

I'm thinking of commercial Jingles once used to hawk perfumes

I'm trying to think of as many as possible.

1:55 PM

"I can't seem to forget you... you're Wind Song stays on my mind"

And they call her... Charlie!

"...'Cause I'm a woman... ENJOLI!"

1:56 PM

Jean Naté, Jean Naté

Wait, that was "bath splash;" does it still count?

They used to advertise perfume a lot more in the old days. Have you noticed that?

1:57 PM

On TV, I mean. Magazine ads for perfume are still abundant.

Maybe it's because TV ad prices have risen too much.

But they still advertise even cheaper products on TV, like toilet paper.

1:58 PM

They must make up for it in volume.

But Kraft advertises its Mac n Cheese on TV.

Do they really have any competition? I mean, store brands, maybe. And Annies Organic.

1:59 PM

But no one else really makes boxed mac n cheese.

I wonder why?

Calvin Klein advertised "Obsession" for a while

2:00 PM

And then Elizabeth Taylor hauled her aging carcass on screen to sell "White Diamonds."

I'm going to see what TV ads I see.

I think we're past the golden age of TV advertising, I'm afraid.

2:06 PM

I am thinking about the golden age of boobies

2:12 PM

Mr. Dryesdale, may I share your observation from yesterday?

"On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be: 01:02:03 04/05/06. This won't ever happen again. You may now return to your normal stuff."

Knitty: Quit talking dirty. You're going to get me in trouble.

Ms. Mcgee: Some go for the Princess Leia look - I go for antennae.

Racer-X: The post on your blog today is genius. Genius I tell you!

Grandpoo - you're talking in your sleep again.

TFG - If you liked that one, check out the one for "The Invasion of the Bee Girls."

2:13 PM

happy 200

2:18 PM

Dilf - stole 'em from B.A., from the fall of 2003.

Babyjewels - Yes! On the moon! With reduced gravity! The mind reels!

Ubie - Thanks for stuffing the ballot box. Your prize is in the mail.

Gato - I need a nap. (We just had a Herkimer burger underneath the bean)

2:29 PM

So what do you get when you translate "Herkimer burger underneath the bean"?

"Keen grubbier thunderer harem."

2:50 PM

i'm here! break out the cisco!

3:41 PM

what is this? only 60 comments?!?!?

highly

3:42 PM

unacceptable

3:44 PM

insist

3:45 PM

that there should be at least 65 before I go write my exam..

Much better

3:53 PM

Careful Kitty,

Ubie got locked out of commenting. They think she's spamming me. But now we can talk about her all we want.

3:59 PM

are you serious?
I didn't know they did that.
hmm...talk about ubie...

I got nothing, I'm too busy wrapping my head around post modern critical theory.

4:53 PM

I'm here now.

I know everyonbe was waiting with baited breath.

I don't even know what that means.

4:54 PM

baited breath.

bait, like minnows and shit?

it doesn't really matter, I suppose.

when I clicked on it, the count said 69...
this is much more interesting then studying for my exam!

4:55 PM

I bought the Flying Circus box set and I'm going to watch them all.

Like 50 times.

I meant "more". 50 "more" times.

now that sounds like more fun then my exam, can I watch too?

as in additional.

4:57 PM

Clearly, Brooke hasn't seen this yet or there would be 700+ comments

and Neil would have little nubs for fingers.

I'll be back later but dinner is getting cold.

4:58 PM

Stop interrupting me, Kitty. Damn.

ah I thought you were ignoring me

you need me to interrupt

4:59 PM

or blogger might bring down the hammer on ya, like they did to ubie

5:00 PM

And yes you can watch too. You owe mwe a spanking anyway.

5:01 PM

when I make it to kansas, that will be the first thing I do

5:03 PM

or you could fly to brisbane for your spanking

5:04 PM

alrighty

thats it

I have to

go write my exam

I demand

to see

100

comments

5:05 PM

WOOT!!
hava great day everyone

5:13 PM

Apparently, it's bated and not baited.

5:15 PM

Which, I am told is short for abated.

I can't speak to the acuracy of that, as my source is sketchy, at best.

6:40 PM

Lurker Read. Lurker Post.

7:14 PM

Holy Crap! I so should have done this myself! I really want to win!
I bought a new motorcycle today.

Wait

7:15 PM

Second. Ubermilf and Knitty are sooooooooo totally

.....cheating!

7:25 PM

The following entry, in honor of this auspicious occasion, is 200 words long.

I do have a blog of my own, however the format of mine is that of a “link dump” or a collection of links most often mined from other link dumps and presented to visitors with a short blurb. I tend to do very little in the way of describing or explaining myself, although the keen eyed (I know that should be hyphenated, but I’ll never get to 200 thinking like that) daily visitor (ibid) could gradually piece together my personality, I would think.

This blog here (upon which I am now posting) is one of a very different ilk. Links illustrate prose and prose illuminates links. People hang out and discuss things or riff on nonsense together and follow each other from one blog to another in a loosely knit community. And while I see the need and appeal of that sort of blog, and have read several over the years, I would not generally call mtyself a fan of this type of site.

But this particular site is part of my daily crawl and I am a huge fan.

Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders

9:49 PM

Alright, Miss Knit,

You've won your own copy of "Nude on the Moon!" Or more accurately, I'm guessing that TFG thinks he won. I don't know about Region encoding and whatnot, but I'll be happy to send it to Australia.

Nick - a typo in every comment. Just for me.

Fritz - You're still in the running for the mystery 200 prize. But let it go for a while or you'll be banned like Uber-PeteRose-Milf.

Lurker - We know who you are. We know what you're doing. It's just....a matter.....of time.

B.A. - You reveal more of yourself through your posts (and your office webcam) than you think.

9:59 PM

Kendra - are you talking Crisco or Cisco? They elicit two completely different responses.

10:14 PM

Shit! I missed 100! No "Nude on the Moon" for me.

Sob!

10:29 PM

I am super excited about nude on the moon!
You can encode it region 1, they play on our crazy LG dvd player as well as our laptops!!
WOHOOO
Happy 200!

10:30 PM

Ms. Mcgee - you seem to have an inside line on where to get deelybobbers. I'm sure you and Mr. Mcgee could make your own version.

And, for being the 115th comment, you've been blogrolled.

Nice to have you around.

10:46 PM

i totally meant cisco. but crisco usually follows close behind.

yes i did say crisco and behind.

11:07 PM

Careful, that's just the type of comment that will end up on B.A.'s blog.

2:19 AM

Sysm: You are truly one of a kind. You know how I can tell?

Your astute readership.(read: Nick)

I mean, this is like the crem Deee Laaa crem of blogging.

Shew. I need to go get my autograph book.

I can comment again!

I was quoted on B.A.'s weblog once. It was a proud day for me.

Sysm - I find that typos add an air stupidity to my comments that would otherwise be lacking. You know, since I'm so smart. Some would even say infallable.

See what I mean.

Infallible.

Damn, Ubermilf is back again.

8:13 AM

Sans umlauts.

9:11 AM

My wife's umlaut's are just fine thank you!

9:15 AM

Hey Nick, Dilf and Sardonic.

Shit's holy today:
http://www.apple.com/macosx/bootcamp/

Look, I'm participating. I love to participate.

9:16 AM

You should have a drawing for someone with arbitrary comment numbers, like say "129".

9:19 AM

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9:20 AM

Ubie, do you watch soap operas and refer to them as "My stories"?

Just wondering.

9:21 AM

And, furthermore, I love eggs!

9:22 AM

Oh, I join the party and everyone leaves. Story of my life.

9:32 AM

Okay, first of all, that egg song is the most sick and depraved thing I have ever seen. I must go link to it immediately.

Secondly, I am honored, and will go return the favor. Right after I link to the egg song.

Finally, the deelybobbers have already been shipped and Mr. McGee has been hard at work building a moon set in our bedroom, thank you very much.

9:43 AM

I like the name "Tits McGee". And "Blondie McBoobsalot" is a good one as well.

10:51 AM

You know what's on the radio right now? Donna Summer's "On the Radio."

Whoa.

10:52 AM

I'm hungry. But I'm the one who's got to make lunch for everyone. So I've got to make lunch WHILE I'm hungry.

I don't think that's fair.

10:55 AM

Whine. whine. whine.

10:56 AM

Boot Camp sounds like a fancy version of Virtual PC from back in the day.

11:39 AM

i'm not even going to try and read the other comments, i'm just doing my part to keep sysm happy. happy!

happy! happy! happy!

12:35 PM

Nick is picking on me.

Because he's bored.

1:12 PM

how about poetry? do you like poetry?

'twas brillig in the slithy toves

1:13 PM

excuse me, that's:

'twas brillig and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe
all mimsy were the borogoves
and the mome raths outgrabe..

1:14 PM

"beware the Jabberwock, my son!
the teeth that bite,
the claws that catch..
beware the jubjub bird and shun
the fruminous Bandersnatch!"

1:15 PM

and that's all of that i can remember.

golf clap.

2:16 PM

Yesssssssssssssssss!

Comment 150! Suck on that, Blondie McBoobsalot!

2:47 PM

we're only at 150?

and why are only WHITE eggs worth love?

3:01 PM

Do ya wanna get funky with me

Do ya wanna

3:02 PM

They want you

They want you as a new recruit

3:03 PM

I've got the Disco Channel!

3:28 PM

What the fuck. How did I miss this.

3:34 PM

brooke! honest to god woman, where have you been?!?!

3:35 PM

way to go!

4:00 PM

And Kendra has the Crisco channel.

I'd Tivo that.

4:01 PM

39 more comments to the next prize.

It'd be such a shame if I had to give it to myself.

Wait. That came out wrong.

Wait. That did, too.

4:21 PM

I'd Tivo Sysm giving it to himself.

5:07 PM

I'm pissy.

5:18 PM

I miss my tivo... and having more then 6 channels

Dilf accidentally let the Claire in the door.

Now, she's difficult to get rid of.

Because girlies will scream.

5:19 PM

Either way, I will be annoyed.

That's why I'm pissy.

5:20 PM

The CLAIRE! Oh, the CLAIRE!

5:43 PM

The Claire has been successfully removed.

Order has been restored.

6:24 PM

I'm determined to get the second prize but I don't want to cheat to get it, like kitty.

So I shall bide mu time.

My.

I'm such a horirble typist.

6:25 PM

Case in point: horirble

Honstly, you'd think I was raised in Canada or something.

6:51 PM

alright thats it!
You wanna dance, Nick?!
Lets take this outside!

6:52 PM

nick,

you actually were adopted from a canadian family. i find this to be the most appropriate forum for revealing that little family secret.

also, you're korean.

6:55 PM

Like it's my fault Canadians can't spell.

I'm the whitest Korean ever.

6:56 PM

Except for Tiger Woods.

7:47 PM

My friend's adopted. She always thought she was half-Japanese, but she found out she was half-Mongolian.

So she went out and speared some guy in the chest and took his stuff.

I think I should get a prize for being the most prolific.

Ubie

Wants

7:48 PM

prize!

Is it a bendable Dr. Sardonic action figure?

7:49 PM

Does he come with a pipe and a Slow Food cookbook?

7:50 PM

Dr. Sardonic doesn't bend.

He breaks.

Or an FDC action figure?

Slow Food? Is that like retarded cows? or really fat chickens?

With a bottle of scotch and Real Flashing Action?

Get off my prize woman

It's mine/

7:51 PM

I swear to god I'll kill you

Only 5 more!

I will

Ta DA

SHIT!

Sysmidgets are cute.

did you find all the crickets?

Nevermind.

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