Cracker Barrel
Sysmidget A (8-years-old), in the store attached to a Cracker Barrel restaurant in Lake Delton, Wisconsin. Picks up a talking chicken toy, similar to one of those Big Mouth Bass things. You grab the thing by the neck, and it plays various redneck phrases. He brings it to me, excitedly, shouting, "Dad, here's a chicken you can choke!"
Did you turn red? I bet you turned red.
7:19 AM
I miss cracker barrel.. reminds me of my days in Alabama.
6:44 PM
Did you let him know that someday,
he'll have a chicken to choke?
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