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Things You Should Never Do

Inspired by Nick.

Tonight, the Sysmistress car battery died. In a parking lot. Miles from our house. Jumping wouldn't work. God knows I tried. I jumped. I jumped jumped. I jumped (for my love)
RIP June Pointer.
She drives a Olds Silhouette. The car that single-handedly killed the Oldsmobile brand. The battery was nestled deep inside the beast. And it was dark. I was holding a flashlight in my teeth.

It took me about an hour and a half to disassemble all of the pieces that I needed to get out of the way to get at the battery. Then, just to make things fun, the bolt broke off of the battery.

I have shocking news for you: Owwwwwwww!!!!! Fuuuuuucccckkkk!!!!!! Battery acid burns!!!!!!!

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1:47 AM

sounds like a fun night.    



8:17 AM

Well, great. Now I'm going to be running around all day with "Jump, Jump" stuck in my head. (Kris Kross will make you jump! Jump! The Mack Dad will make you jump! Jump! Daddy Mack will make you jump! Jump!)

As if having the Egg Song stuck in my head wasn't bad enough.    



8:35 AM

they played the Kris Kross song on TV today, now thats stuck in my head!

Not as bad as battery acid but still.    



9:22 AM

Just be glad you didn't click on the bottom link, or you'd be saying "cockpit" all day.    



9:54 AM

Do you have a melted, deformed stump where your hand used to be?    



10:18 AM

Ubie: you forgot "hideous, and pus-filled"    



11:03 AM

AAA motor club.
Where's your lifetime membership?    



5:36 PM

Hideous and pus-filled is my middle name.    



6:57 PM

Nick's last name is "Control"    



12:23 AM

James Nicholas Hideous And Pus Filled Seaman Control

My god, that's filthy.    



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