Trampled Underfoot
Like many a doughy, middle-aged knowledge worker, I have a completely age-inappropriate collection of toys. Though since the birth of the younger Sysmidgets, I've learned to appreciate toy-free zones. The office, for one. Very low on "flair." And as the Sysmidgets get older, I get a little misty over them growing out of certain clothes, but I'm always happy when they outgrow big clunky pieces of Fisher-Price crap. The Angry Dad rule: if it's plastic and I trip over it on the stairs in the dark, rather than blaming myself for not turning on the light, that toy has earned eternal damnation in the pits of Hellfire. I've yet to throw away any toys mentioned in this quiz.
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5:40 AMFirstly, I am greatly disturbed, and I am no prude. But something about comparing baby toys to sex toys (and seeing just exactly how similar they are) has sent a case of heebiusjeebius up and down my spine.
Secondly, this is so freakin' Freudian, I may as well poop in my hand and run around naked screaming for my father.
Thirdly, I failed. Miserably. I was instructed to stay out of the bedroom, not to mention the nursery.
7:49 AM
I don't know how miserably you are talking about Fritz but I got a 4 out of 15.
9:07 AM
I got 2 out of 15.
Who wants a sex toy that looks like a bunny. That's just not right.
2:16 PM
9 out of 15, baby.
5:51 PM
I admire Tits.
11:12 PM
I also scored poorly. Story of my life. 5 out of 15.
My criteria was, "Does this look like a choking hazard?"
And they cheated on the perspective, too. No fair!
10:14 PM
I love your website. It has a lot of great pictures and is very informative.
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