Smoking grass
Lawn care weekend. The neighbors rented an aerator - one of those big, walk behind tractor things that takes goose-crap-sized plugs of dirt out of the ground. Better for grass seed and watering to take hold.
I mowed the yard first, bagging the clippings (I usually leave them on the yard). I left the mower out for a few hours before emptying out the bag. The grass inside was hot to the touch. Hotter and wetter towards the center.
Note: the prior sentence will be quoted out-of-context by Nick within a half hour.
The grass was actually smoking.Hot compost action. Exothermic. Mesothermic, to be precise. If you go to that link, there is a section on composting systems. I don't know which one sounds more disturbing: "German Mound" or "Humanure". You make the call.
Freaky.
Ba-Boom!
2:43 PM
More disturbing: "Humanure."
7:32 AM
I proved you wrong! Besides I think "German Mound" is actually funnier.
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