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Poisoning the minds of America


Actual phone conversation:
Uber-younger: Hi Twins-Daddy.

Me: Hi (Uber).

Uber-younger: Is it time to go to sleep? When it gets dark out, people go to sleep.

Me: Except Zombies. They NEVER go to sleep.


Image taken from Zombie-American.
Meet Glen. Glen (Ed Helms of The Daily Show) likes to read, do crosswords, and play basketball. He's on the lookout for a girlfriend. Oh, and one other thing—Glen is a Zombie-American. This educational documentary will help audiences understand the challenges zombies face in our society. As a plea for tolerance, it aims to clear up many of the terrible stereotypes and misconceptions we have about zombies. It is the filmmaker’s hope that this film will help people understand that zombies are just like everybody else...if everybody else is a walking, talking, rotting corpse.

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11:48 AM

I love you.    



12:20 PM

Tits - your boyfriend made my blog roll.    



1:01 PM

Boyfriend?

I believe you flummoxed Younger with the zombie talk.    



4:30 PM

I'm sending her over to you house for bedtime.    



7:19 PM

i'm going to have a baby with a zombie american so my kid can be bi-life-al.    



8:18 PM

You need to come visit my classroom and tell the kids some stories.    



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