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(So) Bad (It Just Can't Wait 'Til Thursday) Music Monday



If my earballs weren't already permanently scarred by hearing this, I would have to remove them now, with the business end of a spork.

In other news, the Sysmistress and I joined the Ubers for a private screening of the new James Bond movie over the weekend. Just us and 550 of our closest total strangers. Not bad, as far as those things go. But the way they objectified Daniel Craig's admirably buff physique, had me thinking the end title card should've read:
James Bond will be back, in "Manscaper"

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7:24 PM

All of the sudden the new 007 sounds like it is worth seeing.    



11:38 AM

"ManSCAPER
He's the man, the man with the hairless crotch
An expert touch, such a close shaver
Beckons you to touch his smooth, sleek skin
But don't give in..."    



12:21 PM

If there can be fatherfuckers, surely there can be lady manscapers.

Fire up the clippers, Milfie-cups, I'm on my way.    



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