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Caption contest



I can't find the words to express my shock, horror, and delight at finding this poor, neglected bicycle carcass. Had this been 150 years ago, our ancestors would have used every part of the bike. But not today. Modern bike thieves endeavor to humiliate their victims. Denuded of their chains. Bastards.

Please provide an appropriate caption for the picture. I will award the winner a plastic Pop-Tart box. Which I promise will be full of wonder. Or Pop-Tarts. Your choice.

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3:57 PM

i am too tired to think of a better entry than:

bicy-killed.

maybe i can do better later.    



4:05 PM

I've got one just like it at home but it's broken.    



5:55 PM

I could try to think of something clever, or I could just have my husband steal the pop-tart box the next time he's in your office.

I think that's Prince's first bicycle, left in the gutters of Minneapolis.    



7:23 PM

Miss K - your slacking is better than my thinking.

Algato - your submission has been accepted. Judges will notify you within 4 to 6 weeks. Decisions of the judges are final. Bribes are both forbidden and encouraged.

Ubie - the Pop-Tart box has been secured in the super secret prize vault. Which is not in my office. In a drawer. Not that one. The middle one. He'll never find it.

BTW: Prince rode in a Barbie sized Little Red Corvette. Nice try.    



10:15 PM

"REST IN PIECES."    



7:16 AM

"Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack ran off with my wheels like a dick"    



1:27 PM

"Kill a biker, go to jail. Kill a bike messenger, go to work late."    



6:54 PM

Somebody got their pony.    



7:13 PM

Mr. Dali, your custom bicycle is ready.    



11:08 PM

Here. LOLbike.

Also, mmm...box.    



1:49 PM

Installation #1: The Ravishing of Lady Haversham beside the Thames.    



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