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Mystery of the Universe Explained!


Why male ducks don't wear pants!
Male ducks are evolving fantastic phalluses to inseminate females with fantastic oviducts. Unlike other birds, male ducks can grow "phalluses as long as their entire body." The organ "expands into a long, corkscrew shape," in some cases a "spiraling tentacle." Now scientists have discovered that unlike other birds, female ducks have oviducts complicated by "pockets and spirals." Theories: 1) The females evolved these oviducts to thwart insemination by unwanted males. 2) The males evolved long, flexible phalluses to overcome this barrier. 3) The reason we hadn't figured this out till now is that male scientists never thought to examine the female ducks, so a woman had to do it.


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10:15 AM

Pretty soon male ducks will develop Swiss Army penises, equipped to handle any duck vagina configuration.    



10:16 AM

P.S., I hope your blog becomes the #1 Google search for "duck vagina."    



1:17 PM

swiss army penises!

i hope my oviducts are fantastic.    



5:43 PM

John Wayne Bobbit has a swiss cheese penis. Does that count?    



10:06 PM

Awesome.    



10:07 PM

Countdown to Walt Disney Company cease and desist letter starts.........Now!    



10:17 PM

Ducks without pants. That's a catchy title for ...something weird.    



7:24 AM

Who knew that ducks were into Hentai.    



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