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Back in the U.S.S.A.


Spotted on vacation:

In the Magic Kingdom - a young lady with a t-shirt emblazoned with the motto "It Won't Lick Itself." Not with that attitude missy. Try yoga.

In the Disney/MGM Studios - a pack of young men sporting "Girls Gone Wild Film Crew" (fake) badges.

At Typhoon Lagoon - Sysmisdget Chili, testing wave pool body surfing methods. Announces, "My hypotheses was correct!" I ask, "Where'd you get the word 'hypotheses'?" To which he responds, "Science. Duh."

In the Orlando Airport - a group of four mongrel feral children attach themselves to the Sysmisgets. These kids are rank. One, a four-year-old boy, is either wearing a soiled diaper, or he hasn't yet been taught to wipe his ass. The Sysmidgets are THRILLED to learn these kids live in the next town over. Can they come over tomorrow? Please? And they exchange phone numbers. I'm going to have a hazmat shower installed in the driveway tomorrow morning.

Regarding the Sysm Vacation challenge. Many incompletes. I know. It's summer. Nick wins the Golden Ticket. More on that next week. Tits McGee wins something from her Also Golden.

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11:31 PM

oh sysm, you went to disney and lived to tell... congrats!!!    



11:34 AM

In light of the mystery of the Everlasting Roll, maybe a hazmat shower isn't so crazy after all. Go ahead and take it out of the toilet-paper budget.    



7:15 PM

Please god tell me you're buying me the Golden Shower fake bonsai tree from my Froogle wish list.

(Though I'd totally settle for an "It Won't Lick Itself" t-shirt.)    



9:20 PM

To be fair, I couldn't complete MY task when others didn't complete theirs.

Also, I was busy.    



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