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Whistler's Babymama


Why must i whistle? For the whistles go woo!


Riddle me this, who is the lesser talent, Kanye or Diddy?

Kanye West does his half-assed thing over "Young Folks" (this year's whistle-riffic indie sensation). Kanye, "flow" implies movement - smooth, pleasing movement. The man is Evel. When I want to hear whistling, I want to hear whistling.

versus

Diddy bringing back the hoary "I'll Be Missing You" at the umpteenth Princess Diana concert. The song, conflating "Every Breath You Take" (a restraining order set to music), the death of a thug, and the death by misadventure of a rich divorcee, is by its very definition inappropriate to any and all social situations (save this). Tens of thousands of Brits singing along to a song which begins:
Every day I wake up
I hope Im dreamin
I cant believe this shit
Cant believe you aint here
Sometimes its just hard for a nigga to wake up
Its hard to just keep goin
Its like I feel empty inside without you bein here
I would do anything man, to bring you back
Id give all this shit, shit the whole knot
in a rare display of taste, Diddy omitted this bit, but Jebus. Just watch this shit.
Truly. She was an inspiration to us all.

Remember when Diddy had talent?



Yeah. Me neither.

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8:14 PM

Woo sysm! Woo Milfie! Woo Cubs! Woo Woo!    



8:54 PM

I don't know what you're talking about. Diddy is a lyrical genius. Plus he totally faced off with Godzilla. I'd like to see Kanye do that shit. Crown of thorns? Please.

Woo woo!    



9:34 PM

Dr. Sardonic's been sampling his own experimental fluids again.

Put the test tube DOWN!    



5:57 PM

Years ago some rapper assholes asked Don Henley if they could sample one of his songs. He responded, "Fuck you, write your own fucking songs."

I'm surprised he's still alive.    



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