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Word! Problem.


Think of a number.

Multiply it by two.

Add ten.

Divide it by two.

Subtract your original number.

That's how many questions were asked of me by Ms. McGee.

1) What is the best zombie movie of all time?
I'm torn between this one, this one, and this one. But in the end, you've got to go back to the original.

2) Which super power do you most wish you possessed?
Binocular vision. I already have a painfully acute sense of smell. If not taste. And with super-heightened senses, i might be able to secure a Citizen Prime franchise.

3) If you had to make out with one of the Democratic presidential
candidates, who would you choose and why?
Dennis Kucinich. Just in case Elizabeth was into that kind of thing.

4) Where would you most like to travel?
The Antipodes.

5) What's the most delicious thing you've ever eaten?
The Pavlova at the Sunburnt Cow in NYC.
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8:41 PM

If Elizabeth Kucinich became First Lady, that would pretty much make up for the last seven years, in my book (or at least in my pants).    



1:17 AM

You and Kucinich? Hawt. But get your hands off of my woman.

Jesus Christ Superstar? Genius. Pavlova? Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Heh. Sardonic said "pants."    



1:18 AM

Oh, and holy crap. Zombie Santa?

::swoons::    



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