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Wednesday Gallimaufry


Ms. McGee asked. Nicely, even. But I have stuff to do Friday. So it's early.

1. "John Safran vs. God" is airing on the Sundance Channel.



Clips are here. Cool kids will watch them all.

2. On the subject of the Godless? I hate to link to this. To call Ann Coulter a publicity whore is a grave injustice to those employed in that field (or that parked car, if time is tight). Her lack of compassion for Elizabeth Edwards, a woman who has lost one son and is battling the recurrence of a likely fatal cancer is just chilling. I'd call her a cunt, but that would be a grave injustice to the holiest of holies.

3. In food news, here's one of my favorite real world geometry for stoners stories. I'm more in the mood for a salad.

4. New Nick Lowe and Kelly Willis! Fabu. Kelly covers Jules Shear, Iggy Pop, and Chris Bell on this one. If I didn't already love her voice, I'd love her just for her taste. Here's one from Nick and one from Kelly.

5. Lastly. Spidey? Posing with Rumsfeld? I expected this from you. But Cap? You're dead to me.
Rumsfeld is considering writing a memoir. It's expected that he could earn a six-figure advance. Not bad. That's $3 for each of our war dead.

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2:41 PM

I am becoming disheartened. Anyone who can be persuaded already sees Coulter for what she is, and those who refuse will never see it, even if she whipped out a switchblade and stabbed Barack Obama in the neck.    



5:10 PM

Here's what happened in that Ann Coulter video for those who didn't watch it.

Elizabeth Edwards calls in and says "You made cruel comments about the death of my son."

Ann replies, with a smirk on her face, "Oh, now we're going back three years."

Oh, is there now a statute of limitations on being a total cunt? She pissed on the grave of a child, but it was three long years ago so why bother mentioning it now?! A female member of the Edwards family, one who isn't facing cancer, should beat Ann Coulter's ass.    



5:32 PM

i apologize for this, but even after reading the whole post, all i can think about is how i really do wish my girlfriend were hot like bea.    



12:28 PM

That picture of Bea is hysterical.    



1:12 AM

Your blog threatened to "fork stab" me.    



7:28 PM

Your Gallimaufry is as delicious as you are. Please consider yourself ogled appreciatively.

1) I love this and will so be watching it on Sundance.

2) I wish me, She-Hulk, and Bea Arthur could get ripped on crank and go beat the shit out of Ann Coulter together. You can use your imagination for what might go down after that.

3) Dude. Awesome.

4) Squee! Love love love the Nick Lowe! May need to buy the album.

5) If his memoir is anywhere near as good as his poetry, the six-figure deal may well be warranted. ::shudders::    



10:20 AM

I wish I were hot like Bea.    



10:20 AM

Also, kindly inform my husband that potato salad is no longer good after a week. He doesn't believe me.    



12:20 PM

It was covered with Saran Wrap, it'll be fine.    



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