For those of you disappointed by the PodMuffs
From today's Cult of Mac:
Love Labs, a UK sex-toy manufacturer, has developed an iPod vibrator that buzzes in time to the music.
The 2-inch, $30 iBuzz plugs into the iPod's headphone jack and vibrates in sync with the rhythms of the iPod.
The only online retailer that seems to be selling it -- Lovehoney -- describes it thus:
A super-fun sex toy that plugs into your iPod! The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music. And you can listen to your songs while you're enjoying the vibrations...
Use the his-and-hers attachments to add extra excitement. Turn him into a vibrator with the stretchy ring and use the soft sleeve for sensitive stimulation.
I swear, I did not make this up.
BTW: I went to the Lovehoney link. There was a picture of the thing with a caption under it labeled "click to enlarge." Obviously.
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11:07 AMI will be honest, I'm all for toys.
But that is one to many wires.
And what if you are on shuffle? that would be one spastic vibrator.
11:41 AM
I'm totally getting one of those. And afterwards, I can wipe my pussy with an iWipe.
6:46 PM
Um. I am an iTunes Whore. I admit it, but that is closer than I want to be to my iPod.
Now on the other hand, I love the iPod Mega Helmet. I am so getting one of those.
6:58 PM
wait, so shuffle is bad for a vibrator? interesting take.
The real problem here is that any vibrator retailing for 30 bucks is a poor choice. Simply turn the music up and use your iDigits to any rhythm you please. How about that?
For further information, you can read one of my many pamphlets on the subject.
(wipe your pussy wih an iWipe - BWA! HAHAHA!!!!)
1:39 PM
No one thought to name it I-prod? Those morons! Those sexy sexy morons!
5:09 PM
Stupid sexy Flanders!
3:49 PM
Feels like wearing nothing at all! ...nothing at all! ...nothing at all!
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