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Reserve your replica now!


At the bargain price of $25,000, you could have your very own "Lost in Space" replica robot. With 500 new pieces of dialog recorded by the original voiceover talent, Richard Tufeld, including:
"This is the saddest midlife crisis ever."
"Don't bother with the Viagra - you're never having sex again."
"Won't you regret this extravagance once you're 'downsized'"
"Aren't you a sad, pathetic little man?"

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10:13 PM

Can they feed starving people in Africa? Because that might be worth the $25,000.    



2:06 PM

I'm awesome.    



2:14 PM

How DARE you steal my Cowboy Nick?

Expect a lawsuit, mister.    



6:21 PM

Cowboy Nick is a fully licensed property of Sacrelicious! Industries, Ltd.

Sysm PLC has a licensing agreement for the rights to the name and likeness of Cowboy Nick.

If you have any further questions, please contact our attorneys.    



9:39 PM

It's true. He does.    



11:47 PM

I'm holding out for a Lou Reed replica.    



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