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I'm all about being flexible...

...but this takes it a bit too far.

And in a related story:
"People are going to be having sex with robots within five years."
Depending on your definition of "robots", the future is now.

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10:27 PM

So, um, how do we define robot? Just out of, you know, curiosity.    



10:57 PM

yea seriously... i enjoy battery powered items.

no one should be that bendy by the way.    



11:03 PM

Is it willing to have sex with Nick? It must be a robot.    



11:38 PM

Yes. Because I'm so fat and unappealing.    



11:49 PM

that girl is scary. she could probably buy some bones on ebay.    



10:04 AM

If robots looked like Jude Law as Gigolo Joe in AI, I would totally have sex with robots.

Also, that bendy girl? Ew.    



10:28 AM

Nick - are you robo-phobic?

Kitty - Thank you! See Nick, that's how I work - I pitch it right over the plate, and someone hits it out of the park.

Ubie - be nice to Nick. Words can hurt.

Nick - See, Ubie!

Kendra - she reminds me of the homo-erotic contortionists in Cirque de Soleil. Or Plastic Man.

Tits - Gigolo Joe is the natural and logical evolution of Magic Fingers.    



12:40 PM

Are we talking Eel O'Brian Plastic Man?    



2:53 PM

Ha! Nick's just using the sympathy ploy on me.

Don't even try it, Kansas! I INVENTED the sympathy ploy!    



3:17 PM

Of course I mean Eel O'Brien. Reed Richards, Ralph Dibny, and Rita Farr are pale imitations of the original.    



5:07 PM

Good man.    



9:39 PM

Well at least there will be sex.    



7:48 AM

Everyone knows that the only reasons these nerds are even building robots is so they can have sex with their hot robotic girlfriends that they would otherwise be incapable of landing.    



11:52 PM

Like, number one and stuff? I'm an amateur contortionist. I'm double jointed in hips, elbows, knees, and anywhere else a hinge may be.

So, I can do this weird kooky stuff that freaks people out and gets me to the front of most grocery store lines.

And Michael doesn't mind it a bit. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Robots whir and click. That wouldn't be right. Except for my rabbit. But that's really an Accessory, not a robot.

So, I'm just sayin'.

oooo, look! I've got my head flat on the floor with my knees locked and straight!    



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