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Q; How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?

A: Chicken.

I never went to Gradual School (second Garp reference in 24 hours - only one online).

The Sysmistress did. My parents did. My siblings did. It was just kind of expected.

I'm too damned lazy. And I hate, hate, hate learning things that will have little practical use. Except for music trivia. For example, I can name the members of Pat Benatar's original backing band.
Neil Geraldo (vocals, guitar, keyboards); Roger Capps (vocals, bass); Scott St. Clair Sheets (guitar); Myron Grombacher (drums)
My friend Amy and I took the GMAT years ago. Our results were so high that we both decided not to go. Our rationalization was that if we could score that well on the tests, we'd be bored as hell actually taking the classes.

I know a lot of freaky-smart people. I'm not freaky smart. I test well. The freaky smart people are awesome to me. Moz. Freaky smart. Chris Jones. Freaky smart. I'm perfectly happy to be normal.

Brooke, by way of Neil posted a Stupid Test. I'm this stupid:


The Stupid Quiz said I am "Totally Smart!" How stupid are you? Click here to find out!


To be honest, I took it earlier and didn't save the results. I was 4% stupid then.
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6:17 AM

Who needs gradual school when you gots da internets? Anything you wanna know is right there.    



10:50 AM

I need more coffee.
I scored a 38    



3:23 PM

I love that I am spreading stupid around to all my friends.    



4:54 PM

I'm too stupid to share.    



3:42 AM

I was 3% stupid and I'm in grad school.
I think its making me more stupid    



9:52 AM

I was 21% stupid.    



10:11 AM

i was fairly smart. how shitty is that?

fuckin' numbers and stuff.

i'm so stupid.    



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