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Monocoles: DEBUNKED!

The elder SysmTwin: I know what a monocole is.
Me: What's a monocole (knowing he's saying molecule)?
Him: It's something that's so small, you can't even see it.
Me: Like a ghost?
Him: No. It's real. Ghosts aren't real.
Me: That's right. I'm glad you know that some things are real and somethings aren't real. Can you think of any other things that aren't real?
Him: Unicorns. Leprechauns. Monsters. Flying Pegasus-es.
Me: Are Pokemon real?
Him: No. Neither are Digimon or Care Bears or Godzilla

a minute passes

Him: Jesus isn't real either. Well, he's kind of real, but he'd dead right now.

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8:50 AM

Can I get some new monocoles? Because mine are getting a little stale.    



10:36 AM

Pokemon not real? How dare you!!    



3:28 PM

That warms my heart so.    



6:46 AM

Very pretty site! Keep working. thnx!
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