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B.A. ate my pony



Quote the man:
"Ich habe dein Pony gegessen. (Mit senf!)"


Meanwhile, might we have reached the pinnacle of bacon excellence?

Perhaps.

I should've been a scientist.

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3:54 PM

What the hell is a "butty" or a "rasher"?

I think this is all bollocks anyway; bacon sandwiches are strcitly a matter of personal preference. You can't perfect opinions.

I for one prefer my bacon to be chewy, with Miracle Whip as opposed to real mayo; lettuce and pepperjack cheese.

No tomatoes, because tomoatoes are the devil.

Please excuse my egregious misuse of the semi-colon.    



6:11 PM

i think bacon science should have been my major.    



6:58 PM

tomatoes are delicious.

Miracle Whip is an abomination.

Nick is an BLT-ruining idiot.

Sysm should learn to knit bacon.    



7:32 PM

I agree with Nick regarding bacon - it should be chewy. However, the agreement ends there. Miracle Whip should be banned by law across the lands. And tomatoes are fantabulous.

I've never had a bacon butty, but now I must have one. I ache for one. Ache I tell you!    



7:45 PM

I learned the hard way in oz that "bacon rashers" are different from north american bacon.    



7:53 PM

BRILLIANT!

"The formula is: N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc . ta, where N=force in Newtons required to break the cooked bacon, fb=function of the bacon type, fc=function of the condiment/filling effect, Ts=serving temperature, tc=cooking time, ta=time or duration of application of condiment/filling, cm=cooking method, C=Newtons required to break uncooked bacon."

Using this formula, fc variables Miracle Whip and Mayonaise have a direct effect on the energy required to cook the bacon, so I would theorize that Miracle Whip users prefer a chewier rasher, as Miracle Whip is an derivative of Hydrochloric Acid, which breaks down meat and brain cells at an accelerated (and may I submit alarming) pace.    



10:09 PM

Al Gato has sensitized me to the need to maintain an appropriate meat to bread ratio.

We continue our quest for the perfect BLT.    



10:35 AM

SCIENCE!!!

[/dolby]

Also, Miricle Whip rules. Additionally, my buddy's dad used to be fond of saying (often in front of his wife) "The day I come home and there's no Durkee's in the fridge is the day I file for divorce."    



2:16 PM

That's the most vague product I've ever seen, BA.    



3:38 PM

Now I have a new iChat status string!    



3:43 PM

I may just be spinning records backwards, but a google search on "N = C + {fb" yields a hit for a Jewish Genealogy site. Odd.    



5:00 PM

Nick,

It's actually quite delicious. Try it in your next batch of devilled eggs.

I insist!    



6:52 PM

I've never heard of the Durkee's Famous Sauce! They don't sell it out here on the Left Coast. Where can I try it? (Don't tell me its made with Miracle Whip)    



4:08 PM

Jiggs is going to sue you for infringing on his Kitten In A Sadwich empire.    



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