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wow


An ad for the new NBC television series called "Journeyman" is being advertised with the line:

"What if you could change the future?"

Wow.

What if?

It blows my mind.

Ready?

What would you say if I were to tell you that the next sentence I type is going to have the phrase "Didn't that blow your mind?" in it?

Didn't that blow your mind?

Wow. I can change the future, too.

Awesome.

I know. With great power comes great responsibility. I'll be careful.

And in related what-the-fuck news: Ted Fucking Nugent:

Assy:


"Yeah man, you show those femi-nazi cancer haters how a real man deals with women's health issues.

Assier:


"Nuge, totally. Eat what you kill. Fuckin' A!"

or Assiest:

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9:54 AM

He almost got bad music thursday for that but it wasn't music.

He's a fucking hypocrite, too. Just a couple of months earlier he was whining that someone said hurtful things about him just because of his political beliefs, and asked why the government wasn't protecting him.    



10:08 AM

I hope he dies a slow and painful death. Preferably by bow and arrow.    



11:24 AM

What's wrong with being sexy?    



11:45 AM

In the end,
their going to find a giant pile
of bear shit in the woods,
with a Ted Nugent guitar pick
sticking out of one of the chunks.
Bear: "RRRAAAAHHHH"
Ted:"If any of you bears wanna get
mellow you can turn around
and get the fuck out of...
AHHHHHH..HELP......AHHHHHH!"
Bear:(long fart.)    



12:08 PM

@JP: if dreaming could only make it so!    



12:40 PM

i can't even speak about the nuge.    



1:57 PM

I used to be pretty good at archery in my summer camp days.

I'm thinking I should take it up again and use Ted Nugent's balls for my target practice.

Also, you said "blow" a lot in this post.    



9:44 AM

I know Ted's old, but the army could really use someone who knows how to hold two fake machine guns at once.

Take out the props and cursing and he's Sean Hannity; if Sean Hannity had been in Damn Yankees.    



6:27 AM

Hey, Ted Nugent, STFU.    



11:19 PM

I gotta say. With the exception of some, for the most part, as a rule, generally?

I really dislike men.

Present company excluded.

In a former life, I swear to God I was an Amazon with a mighty left breast and an arm like a fucking club. Athena help the asshole that tried to tie up some woman as a fucking advertisement for his shitty, shitty music.

Done ranting. I apologize.    



4:16 PM

Are you in there?    



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