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Contract of Wifely Expectations


Is everyone with the surname "Frey" a blight on humanity? Amber Frey. James Frey. Now Travis Frey.

Travis has been charged with the attempted kidnapping of his wife. According to the Smoking Gun, there are a few child porn charges too. The website has a document he prepared for her, called his "Contract of Wifely Expectations."

To be honest, I am almost as offended by his reckless use of ornamental initial caps as I am with what he wrote. But I'm anal in that way. Apparently, Mrs. Frey is not. That's why she ran.

This entry was posted on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 1:35 PM. You can skip to the end and leave a response.

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3:35 PM

I am SOOOO stealing this.    



7:00 PM

I was going to comment but I didnt want to say anything inappropriate.    



11:46 PM

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.
That this man tried to impose this on someone, and I saw red.    



12:21 AM

Also, I hope that he ends up in "fuck you up the ass" prison for the rest of his life and some very large and very scary man with a massive (preferably misshapen) penis makes him his bitch.

but maybe thats just me..

and "half-assed" is not legally binding.    



7:40 AM

But I'm anal in that way. Apparently, Mrs. Frey is not. That's why she ran.    



7:41 AM

All the good ones are taken.    



10:44 AM

I just can't believe that there weren't some signs of this behavior before the marraige.    



1:12 PM

Come to think of it, he could have just asked his wife to fill out his "Nohari Window."    



11:17 PM

Link jacker.    



10:14 AM

"Link Jacker", that'll be my new Action Hero name.    



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