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German Industrial Training/Splatter Movie



And please, Dr. Sardonic, can you provide a translation for this?

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10:29 AM

Excellent vid! I almost verkackt myself!

Here's the first verse to the song:

Hey everyone, you're going to get everything you want!
Cool sandals, cool shoes, shoes for the Swinging Life!
Your shoes, my shoes – Shoe Party! Swinging Party!

More verses later. Stay tuned!    



10:43 AM

Oopsie, just played the song through actual speakers, and realized that last line is "Shoe Northwest, Swinging Northwest!" I like my mistranslation better, but there you have it.    



10:53 AM

And "cool sandals" should read "cool sound". As Sysm will attest, lyric apprehension isn't my strong suit.

Translator's note: I'm rendering "schick" as "cool". More literally, it's "chic", but that's not very funny as a modifier.    



1:23 PM

I got to the 5 minute mark and had to stop becasue I was laughing so hard.

Genius!    



1:43 PM

Swinging nordwest, dance along,
We are making shoe fashion, join in!
Jaaaaa!

Shoes for you ladies, super chic, sophisticated,
So you’ll always make a happy impression in the morning, midday and evening.

Trendy, chic, trendy, chic!

Shoes to be happy, baby sing, baby sing,
That's your new hit: snazzy shoes. Shoes with swing!

Swinging Nordwest, it’s the big hit,
We are making shoe fashion, join in!

Hey Lords, these are shoes for you:
Men's shoes, snazzy shoes,
That’s the way for a man to be impressive!

Shoe Northwest, Swinging Northwest!
These are shoes for aces, this trend is enormous
That’s snazzy with class, smart fashion in top form!

Super, Classy! Super, Classy!    



7:05 PM

Dr. S is always so sexy when he's singing about shoes.    



8:22 PM

The German's also make good porn.    



9:06 PM

Did someone say porn?    



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