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Dirty Septugenarians


My Aunt and her boyfriend (my adopted Uncle) were visiting. They drive up here from Scottsdale every year in their motor home. They decided they wanted to watch a movie, and picked out "Election". I'd seen it before. I told them that I liked it, but it might be a bit much for them. They got pissed at me for trying to act as a filter, and told me that I had to watch it with them.

I can't decide which part was more uncomfortable. This one
Do it, Jim. Fuck me.
Do it, Jim.
Just like that.
Do it, Jim. Fill me up.
Just like that. Do it, Mr. M.
Do it. Fuck me, Mr. M. Fuck me!
Fuck me hard, Mr. McAllister.
Harder! Harder!
Fuck me, Mr. McAllister. Fuck me hard!
Harder! Fuck me! Please!
or this one.
Oh, there's one more thing about Tracy
I think you should know.
Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.

One more lesson in keeping my mouth closed.
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11:59 PM

reminds me of watching jerry macguire with my grandparents.    



9:45 AM

I went to see American Beauty with my mother and stepfather. The opening scene is Kevin Spacey jerking off in the shower. Not to mention his fantasies about a high school girl while his wife fucks her boss.

It was awkward.    



12:30 PM

That is spectacular.

I was worried that watching Bad Santa with my mom would be like that, but she thought it was a fucking riot.    



8:15 PM

I took my Grandma to go see "Full Metal Jacket." It had gotten good reviews, and I wanted to see it. She said she liked it, but that "there sure was a lot of bad language."

My wife likes to trot out that little nugget about me during parties.    



9:24 PM

It was Platoon.

And you shoulda known better.    



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