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Hot Child in the Suburbs


It was so hot today...
(Stage notes: Sysm pauses for effect, waiting for the audience to respond, "How hot was it." He waits an uncomfortably long time. Sysm expects that the audience will respond a la the Johnny Carson-era "Tonight Show" audience. But that bit of a cultural touchstone has long-since faded from popular cultural currency - leaving Sysm a sad, old man. Leno sucks.)
How hot does a car interior get? How fast? This fast. This hot.

Did you know that athletes sweat (on average) 1 liter per hour?

Well, hey, it's such a hot day, maybe we should just go to the public pool. Or maybe not.

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2:05 PM

Well aren't you a little ray of sunshine!    



3:57 PM

I'm glad your 300th post included feces.    



3:46 AM

I'm glad this post contained the words "Leno sucks". Because he totally does. The fact that he beats David Letterman in the rating is a sad commentary on contemporary society. Well, maybe not, but Leno still sucks.    



9:26 AM

Without question, that was the most tasteful reference to pool-borne feces that I've read all day!    



12:12 PM

Okay, I already avoid publicly shared water as it is, but this just clinched it for me.

Thanks, Sysm!    



7:49 PM

Have you noticed the Shroud of Turin thing going on in this picture?

Is it just me or is that Jim Morrison sketched out in the sweat on the back of the gentleman in this picture?

Upper left to middle left back.

Amazing.

Booger    



3:01 PM

everyone knows it was a candy bar. duh.

i hate Leno as a talk show dude, but the man knows his motorcycles.

of course, so did Ten Kazynski*, but whatever.


*Fritz is entirely unsure if the Unabomber knew anything about motorcycles, but thought this simile made its point rather well. Fritz does NOT claim to know how to spell any Polish last name without someone giving her a latke. Please don't hurt the Fritz    



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