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Are you sure you don't want me not to hit you?



My father was born a few months after Elvis. While not known for his jumpsuits, he does sport the slicked back pompadour, he takes care of business, and he has always provided a sterling role model in the art of verbal obfuscation. His verbal skills have led me to remark, "You tell people to go to hell, in such a way that they're looking forward to the trip."

I like this for the same reason.

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8:48 AM

I don't know how to get it either.

Oooooh....this was about Old Spice.

Never mind.    



1:36 PM

i love him.

and i love that he's doing these ridiculous commercials.

and i LOVE that i can hear the squishy squeaky vinyl when he rises and sits back down.    



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