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Tan Lines


I'm a four-tone man. I've been out painting the fence, doing yard work, and going to the public pool. Meaning I have a sunburned face, tanned arms and legs, slighty tanned chest and back, and otherwise albino areas. I tan well for an Irish/Czech/Canuck. I've used plenty of sunblock the past few days, but it's been really hot. Worried Al Gore hot. In looking for the picture above, I found that the artist, Joyce Ballantyne Brand, died last week. Here's a link to an NPR story, interviewing her daughter, who was the model for the piece.

In other skin color news, I made the tragic mistake of walking in to a conversation between my co-workers about one new trend. I wonder what asshole came up with that one.

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11:50 PM

you know who else died? The principal from The Breakfast Club. I believe he was also the coach in Johnny B. Good, another Anthony Michael Hall masterpiece.    



2:36 AM

The woman who owns "pink cheeks" in sherman oaks is something of a celebrity for the joy she takes in waxing areas that cannot be seen by those they belong to without an intricate series of mirrors. She has been featured on the Playboy mansion reality show because she waxes all of them.

She is a frickin sadist.    



3:07 PM

I have had a surprisingly large number of clients at the salon where I work inquire about anal bleaching lately - none who are looking to have it done (or none who will admit to wanting to have it done), but people seem really curious about it and wonder how widespread a trend it is.

For the record, I only do hair. On heads.    



7:12 PM

You know what? Face the fucking facts that everybody doesn't look like a fucking porn star.

Just because you see it in a movie doesn't make it natural.

What's wrong with these morons? I'm irate at idiots.    



8:25 PM

I look like a porn star. But of course, Ron Jeremy is a porn star.    



8:42 PM

Sysm, now you made me laugh and ruined a perfectly bad mood.

P.S. I had a dream about the Sysmistress.    



9:21 PM

I dream about the Sysmistress every night. I'm lucky that way.    



9:35 PM

But most of my dreams, of late have been horribly dull.

I've actually dreamt about sleeping.

I shit you not.

I'm throwing down the gauntlet to my subconscious. If I don't start having interesting dreams, I'm giving up on sleep.

Then at least I'll have hallucinations.    



9:55 PM

Nick - Paul Gleason was one of my favorite character actors. JT Walsh (who also died a few years ago) was the other. No relation to Mr. Gleason, by the way.

Miss Knit and Miss McGee - the more I looked at that stuff, the more ludicrous it seemed. I'm all for hygiene. But there's just no fucking need for that.

And please note, I put one more awful joke in the post, that nobody has picked up on. It's bad. Bad, I tell you.    



8:23 AM

I knew his name was Paul Gleason, but it never crossed mind that he could have been related to Mr. Gleason, that's how thoughtful I am. Now I'm relieved and sad at the same time and my brain is about to explode sue to an excess of emotions.

Is the rimshot the joke?    



8:23 AM

sue = due    



9:33 AM

Nick - we have a winner (the name of the sound clip was "rimshot")

Your next visit to Pink Cheeks is on me.    



11:36 AM

HOT!    



1:21 PM

I could have gone my whole life without knowing what asshole whitening was.

Thanks. Really, thanks.    



1:03 AM

Nice colors. Keep up the good work. thnx!
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