Who's afraid of a Moose?
Ubie, apparently. She has a problem with middle-aged white guys who join fraternal organizations that perform good works in their communities, and occassionally wear festive garb.
Except Dilf. It's okay for him.
But here in Chicago, we're blessed with the presence of Vincent T. Falk, who makes the Mooses look drab. Nay, humdrum. Vincent has suits in every color of the visible spectrum. Though I wouldn't be surprised if he has a couple that go into the infrared and ultraviolet ranges.
A filmmaker named Jennifer Burns is working on a documentary about Vincent. You can view the trailer here.
This'll be the big summer blockbuster for me.
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4:28 PMWe actually saw Mr. Falk from our boat as it passed under a bridge. We were so relieved to see him instead of a tour bus.
4:54 PM
That's even more disgusting that Dave Matthew's music.
6:34 PM
I love you for linking to that story, Dilf. We laughed about that for weeks here at my house.
8:24 PM
Hey! Dilf said what I was gonna say!
9:43 PM
My Mom was talking about taking the architecture tour on the Chicago River, but she wanted to make sure the Dave Matthews Band wasn't in town first. "Kudos to you," was my reply, "for knowing sucky music."
6:05 AM
So...wait. This means that all I have to do to get famous in my hometown is wear ugly ass clothes and wave at people?
Fuck grad school, man. I'm gonna go find an ugly suit.
8:00 AM
Or you could go the Dave Matthews route, Fritz, and shit on a bridge.
6:46 AM
Nice colors. Keep up the good work. thnx!
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1:03 AM
Greets to the webmaster of this wonderful site. Keep working. Thank you.
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