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Field Tripping at the Gates of Hell

"Wow, I only gave three kids in my group, this should be easy"

A Fourth grade field trip to the Lizzadro Museum of Lapidary Science.

One of the kids brought a full-sized box of Cheez-Its for his "sack lunch". Not surprisingly, he got ill. Cheez-It volcano. Luckily, it got my arms, but missed my shoes. But, as it turned out, I was stepping in dog shit.

All told, I would have rather been at work.

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4:11 AM

oddly enough, now i'm craving cheez-its    



7:57 AM

As the responsible adult, you should have monitored his intake, so I blame you.    



9:07 AM

Hopefully it got on your arms as you were pushing him off the bus.

Not in an abusive way, just in that same practical way you would shove a retching kitty off the carpet onto a tile floor.    



9:35 AM

As a responsible adult, his parents should have packed him a fucking lunch.

Seriously - I did try to offer other food (a PB&J and some fruit), but he wouldn't have it. District rules prohibit head-slaps.    



10:34 AM

Well, then I hope you made him sit in his own filth.

Seriously, Sysm, you don't live in the sort of area where people can't afford to feed their kids. Did he decide to pack his own lunch?    



11:55 AM

maybe his mom was drunk again and forgot and his dad was too busy "cleaning the pool" with alejandro.    



12:35 PM

Nick, you sick bastard.    



6:46 AM

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1:03 AM

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