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Slightly Different Planet, Pt. 1

The Earth where I'm from is slightly different than yours,

Tom Petty and Bob Seger are the same person, Tom Seger.
It's Charles Reilly Nelson.
Canine teeth are referred to as "pointers."


What was different on your world?

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12:43 PM

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm completely normal.    



1:00 PM

she is. it's true.    



1:47 PM

Charles Nelson Reilly is so, so gonna get out the can o' whoopass.    



2:19 PM

In my world, I have a little pony named Marvin. He has a long, silky tail and a pretty mane that I like to brush and tie with pretty ribbons. He likes it when I pet him.    



4:00 PM

In my world I am a princess and I have a knight who kills all the monsters so they can never hurt me again    



4:24 PM

On my planet women find men who quote movies in which a guy says "Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If 'needy' were a turn-on?" attractive.

Wait...that's in my marriage, not on my planet.    



4:45 PM

Ubie - now take your meds.

Kendra - don't encourgae her.

Celia - he'll need to find his uppers first

Tits - This was NOT the post that asked about your honeymoon.

Beefy - show me on the doll where the dragon touched you.

BA - I think your wife is the Princess in Beefy's world. And you, good Sir, are her Knight.    



8:38 PM

In my world, White Boy Bob wins every beauty contest.    



8:51 PM

In my world I have lots and lots of money.    



8:51 PM

And candy.    



9:03 PM

In my world, I actually have all the answers, instead of just a firm grasp of what I don't know.    



1:10 AM

in my world all of this is true, and more.

plus, coconut-scented pocket unicorns for everyone.    



11:13 AM

In my world, the plural of the word beer is beer.    



5:20 PM

in my world I'm tall.    



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