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Food. Glorious food.


I'm pretty much down to 2-3 hours of TV a week these days. Fast-forwarding through the 160 minutes of the Daily Show and Colbert Report. Reno 911. And the Food Network. I will watch the Food Network the way guys will watch sports. With a big drink. Glazed expression on my face. Occasional grunts. Just this summer, I've just started watching Alton Brown's "Good Eats" (and the horrible "Feasting on Asphalt"). The show is on all the time, and it has been on the air since 1999. The shows are broadcast in random sequence. Which is freaky as shit. Alton was 37 years old when the show started, and he's 44 years old now. But he looks as if he's aged 20. Like how the Presidents look before and after they're in office.

The latest scary Food Network show combines Ubie and Miami Ink: Ace of Cakes.
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11:13 PM

I happen to find Alton Brown very attractive.    



11:36 PM

As the Sysmistress has proven, there's no accounting for taste.    



10:03 AM

I find Alton Brown to be a tool. But that's just me.

I'm more of a Gordon Ramsay, Anthony Bourdain kind of gal, myself.    



11:00 AM

i like alton brown. he's geeky.

duff (the guy on ace of cakes) has been on nearly every cake challenge they've done. he's crazy.    



12:48 PM

You and Brooke can fight over the smug assholes.

Miss Kendra and I will fawn over the geeks.    



11:57 PM

Anthony Bourdain has a restaurant in Las Vegas. An entree costs about five thousand dollars and jackets are required for men. Jackets. In Las Vegas. In summer. I hate that guy.

Or I could be thinking of some other chef. Shit, I don't live there anymore. Give me a break.    



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